*parts of this post are based off a true encounter, though the names, locations and species have been slightly altered.
As you can probably tell per our embrace, I survived the brawl. Turns out Bears are people just like me and you. We had an experience similar to that of Aiden and Big from Sex and The City, when they fought in upstate New York, then became friends. The intensity of the battle formed a bond between us and we became fast friends. We threw societie's opinions to the wind, we broke the norm, we shattered the barriers. Then we got to reminiscing.
Jared is a south american brown bear. He is not really indigenous to Lake Arrowhead, but rather Nevada, near Las Vegas. He is 7 years old (29 in Bear years) and has two boys, Henry and Jasper. His wife left him for a Grizzly 6 months ago and he couldn't support his sons on his own. He left them with his sister Claire and went off in search of work. Proceeding his intrusion on our household Jared had been trying to rob some local Arrowheadeons for some cash. Being a bear there is a certain stipulated toughness that goes with the territory. Jared is in fact a kind hearted and sensitive bear. After being shrugged off by inebriated bar go-ers he decided to embark on harassing what appeared to be the bottom of the human food chain, us. I think what he really wanted was a friend and he certainly found one in me.
Seen in this above picture is Jared apologizing for being so abrasive and me employing empathy.
Check back tomorrow because stuff starts getting wild!
-Mike













